It’s the month anniversary of this blog, which I started in…2006 I think. That’s 6 years of horrible artwork. You lucky things.
It’s sometimes fun to peruse the blog-finding keywords people have googled. This is a kind of weird blog so it gets kind of weird hits. This year I’ve gotten a bunch of Disney keyword searches, Delsarte, Barbie, Mary Poppins, variations of monsters & stories, Babes in Toyland, etc. However the most popular keyword (by about 3x anything else) is:
I think most people find the blog through google images and if you type Queen Frostine (the most popular of the candyland searches) she’s #6 search result. I’m kind of proud of that.
…of course it helps that both she and Lord Licorice (#2 most popular hit) are absolutely ginormous pngs. Take it you thieving dogs and don’t say I never did anything for you.
Here are some of my favorite searches of the year:
“barbie stabs ken”
“human heart pickled”
“hitting someone on the head with the back of your foot”
“if you’re a monster and you know it color sheet”
“scared to open window spiders”
“can a centipede crawl out of a vacuum”
“What is being on drugs like?” “being on drugs like” and “drug exhibition”
Welcome to the blog
“a victorian dance called the entwine real?”
“Symbolism of green in A Little Princess”
Dear random googler: I want to be best friends with you
“images of bad paper dolls”
“trunk or treat is stupid”, “trunk or treat anti”, “morally opposed to trunk or treat”
I like trunk or treat…how are these people finding me??
“why boys are so awesome”
I KNOW RIGHT!
“Heather Dixon, artist, monster”
My very favorites though are the ones you can tell kids typed. All time winner:
mery popins colorring
This one’s for you, kid.