Soon, my friends. Soon. All I need to do is wait for the government to become completely corrupt, then I take over. So, obviously, not long.
On a completely related note…Did you hear Bill Nye the Science Guy is on Dancing With The Stars this season??
You cannot make these things up. I’m totally pumped. I’m gonna watch every episode. Even if I’m scared out of my mind about seeing him do moves like THIS
I’ll be strong. My innocence might crawl into a corner and die, but I will be strong.