I hurried them quick fast like a bunny into the freight elevator, closed the doors and saved their lives! Death Eaters have no idea how to work freight elevators!*
*or, um, how to use the stairs, apparently.
It started like this: The school headmaster decided to buy an air freshener for his car.
This was good news for his car but bad news for Harry and his gang.
Harry was like, “But wait Professor!! What will we do if the school is attacked??”
And Dumbledore was like, “Oh I’m sure you’ll be fine! TAH TAH!”
…but they WEREN’T FINE.
Just like Harry had predicted, the school got attacked! It got attacked by giant alien ships!
They beamed down a horrible little creature. It looked like this.
It’s a spider. But instead of having a head, it has a needle. The two scariest things in the world combined.
They immediately started taking over the school.
They, um, weren’t very aggressive though. They were mostly just underfoot. So, like, the dumb students? Yeah, they were the first to go.
Harry and his gang had to save the school!!
Harry had this awesome idea:
For the next few minutes of my dream, I was entertained by a very energetic Mexican kicking dance.
Anyways, that worked pretty well until they realized that the creatures were breeding, and had a gestation period of about two minutes.