Just when you’ve got life figured out
(And sleeping in ’til two)
Stork comes along and drops a bomb
That “free time” thing is through!
So long the nights of peaceful sleep!
So long the unclogged toilets!
So long the hours o’ steaming showers
With no one there to spoil it!
Who knew that babies never slept?
(And cost so much to feed?!?)
Tho sleep-deprived, you’ve kept it ‘live
…So then it starts to breed.
Babies babies babies!
On the ceilings, on the chairs!
Their little selfs are are the shelfs!
There’s babies everywhere!
They climb onto the light fixtures
They tinkle on the floors
Your blood and sweat is their swing set!
And what exactly for??
A thousand baby giggles
When you tickle them at play
A thousand baby cuddles
With a yellow-weed bouquet
A thousand baby kisses
Planted sweetly on your cheek;
A thousand happy baby sighs
When nodding off to sleep
A thousand babies running
When you open the front door
Our heart’s in knots! We love these tots!
We hope we get lots more!!
Side note: I’ve tasted formula before. I figured since it was so expensive, it must be delicious.
I was wrong. Poor babies.