Hey you crazy kids!  Thank you so much for all the coloring book entries.  They look incredible!  Right now I’m going through the deciding process, but you can expect the results to be announced in a few days.

In the meantime…

A week or so ago, I saw my 11-year-old cousin perform in his school play, “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.”  It was adorable.

He played Caleb.
During the scene changes I got to thinking.  I got to thinking, how much cooler would the play be if it was switched around?  If it was Seven Brothers for Seven Brides??
I can see this going places.  Right now…it’s going on my blog!
Starring:  Abigail, Bathsheba, Chastity, Dorcus, Eve, Faith, and Grace.

Who wouldn’t want to marry them?

So, these ladies live out in the middle of nowhere on a farm, raising pigs and such, independent, strong-willed, and most definitely not needing any men.

Until…

 EEEEEEEEP!

Abigail surmises the spider situation.

What’s a girl to do??

I’ll tell you what’s a girl to do.  A girl’s to get a gun and a burlap sack, that’s what a girl’s to do.

Shhh….

And on the other side of town…

And then.

Why do I think this is so funny??  I’m a horrible person.

The Escape!

I’m not quite sure what happens after this, or how it will all end.  I like it to think it’ll be like the play–they all fall in love with their kidnappers and live happily ever after.

In a horrible twisted way, it’s kind of sweet.
Or it could have ending number 2:

After the long winter the boys get an attorney and sue the holy carp out of the ladies for the terrible emotional trauma they were put through.
I don’t like that ending very much.
How about ending number 3??

Everyone bands together to fight off the army of massacring spiders!  Danger!  Excitement!  Romance!  In this epic 8-hour adventure of love and war!
(This ending is my favorite.)
And, ending number 4:

The spiders eat all of them.

I don’t like that ending AT ALL. :(

What ending is your favorite?  Or is there an ending that’s even better than all of these?  I must hear it.

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