My neighborhood did a Trunk or Treat this year.
I have Views about Trunk or Treats.  But I like my neighbors.  What a quandary!
(I decided to go.)
This year I dressed up like raggy Cinderella.  This is because I’m–not to brag or anything–really good at cleaning toilets.  With that kind of work ethic, I figured it was only fair to make the Trunk-or-Treaters EARN their candy this year.
So when the first kid came to me and was like:

I was like:

And the kid was like:
The kids loved it!

Actually it ended probably closer to this:

I can’t wait for next year!