#1: Never underestimate cardboard cutouts.
#2: Try for different camera angles, like staring down at it.
#4: State Pen. Yours is a family that sticks together…no matter what.
#5: Photos as gifts. Dress your children in rags. Dress yourself in puritantical black. Take the picture in front of a horrible old building.
Aaaaaand #6: Feet! The best family pictures are the pictures where you don’t see your family!