It’s the month anniversary of this blog, which I started in…2006 I think.  That’s 6 years of horrible artwork.  You lucky things.
It’s sometimes fun to peruse the blog-finding keywords people have googled.  This is a kind of weird blog so it gets kind of weird hits.  This year I’ve gotten a bunch of Disney keyword searches, Delsarte, Barbie, Mary Poppins, variations of monsters & stories, Babes in Toyland, etc.  However the most popular keyword (by about 3x anything else) is:
Candyland.
I think most people find the blog through google images and if you type Queen Frostine (the most popular of the candyland searches) she’s #6 search result.  I’m kind of proud of that.

…of course it helps that both she and Lord Licorice (#2 most popular hit) are absolutely ginormous pngs.  Take it you thieving dogs and don’t say I never did anything for you.
Here are some of my favorite searches of the year:

“poofy dresses”

“barbie stabs ken”

“human heart pickled”

“hitting someone on the head with the back of your foot”

“if you’re a monster and you know it color sheet”
(clap clap)

“scared to open window spiders”
O____O

“can a centipede crawl out of a vacuum”
O_________O

 

“What is being on drugs like?” “being on drugs like” and  “drug exhibition”
Welcome to the blog 

“a victorian dance called the entwine real?”
Yes.

“Symbolism of green in A Little Princess”
Dear random googler:  I want to be best friends with you

“images of bad paper dolls”
Baaaahahahahahaha!  
…hey…wait…

“trunk or treat is stupid”, “trunk or treat anti”, “morally opposed to trunk or treat”
I like trunk or treat…how are these people finding me??
“why boys are so awesome”
I KNOW RIGHT! 
“Heather Dixon, artist, monster”
That’s me!
My very favorites though are the ones you can tell kids typed.  All time winner:  

mery popins colorring

This one’s for you, kid.

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