This past week was shark week. A lot of people wrote sharky blog posts.
But no one posted about the real threat:
Unlike sharks, if it doesn’t catch you in water…it will find you on land.
You can’t outrun it.
You can’t outswim it.
There is no place to hide.
Unless you’re on an airplane. Airplanes are safe.
…UNTIL THE BEARSHARKTOPUSODACTYLS FIND YOU!!!!!