I’ve never been much of an animal person.

Animals somehow sense this and they are extra affectionate around me. I think they do it on purpose.

Anyway. At my new place, there’s a sign taped to the door. It says:

Which is a problem, because “the cat” waits for hours outside the door.

(I didn’t know this when I first moved in to this place. Hence, when I left for the day):

Luckily my reflexes are lightening fast!

When I turned to look back, this is what I saw:

I think we’re going to be friends. Good ones.