Once upon a time there was a princess who wouldn’t stay in bed. She was always sneaking out for like, more drinks of water and stuff.
Unfortunately there was a monster that lived in her closet and preyed on little girls who got out of bed.


(I told this story to my 6-yr old cousin last night, and this was her when I was done:)
And now I feel like a jerk. A big jerk. On the other hand, she did stay in bed all night…