Boston is very far away and exotic. I’ve learned a lot about Massachussetts these past few weeks. Like it’s north of Maryland. WHO KNEW?? Also, they have lobster there. I’ve never had lobster but I bet it tastes neat. Like eating a great big bug!
It’s the terror of Cape Cod.
A MASSIVE LOBSTER NAMED BIG AL!!
It’s about the size of the Disneyland castle and it’s called Big Al because it has a face like Al Capone.
It also has teeth that shame the Dune Worm! When it catches lobster boats it tears them apart like twigs in a wood chipper.
One day, though, the lobster hunters will catch Big Al.
They’ll have to cook him in a hot springs because he’ll be too big for a pot.